06 August, 2006

Extraterrestrial Beings

They’re crap as well. If they’re so bloody clever, why don’t they do something about helping us out? And if they are here, why don’t they say so?

And I bet they see the Americans as the Head of Earth. The only advantage the Americans have is the combination of wealth and resources. Unless these aliens are a trading nation, why are these attributes relevant? For diversity and history of culture, the Chinese are a better bet, surely. I’m sure the Americans would love that prospect, a “former” enemy siding with an advanced alien species. There would certainly be less ego flying around the American Corridors of Power if they realised they didn’t have as much influence as they thought. “No, sorry America, you are going to enforce the Kyoto protocol, otherwise our rather influential, technologically advanced space buddies are going to do it for you in any way they see fit.”

Actually, perhaps extraterrestrial beings aren’t that bad after all.

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