A bit offbeat for this blog, but for those who're fed up of all the crap about the new Bourne film, here are some of my ideas for future ones...
Bourne Free
Jason Bourne is on a mission to emancipate the baboons from the tyranical keepers at Bristol Zoo, but ends up spending most of the film running from the lions.
Bourne out of Wedlock
Jason Bourne gets chased around the globe by the Pope and His reverent but deadly papal minions to atone for a parental misdimeanour.
Bourne to Party
Jason Bourne runs against Jeremy Corbyn in the Labour leadership contest and battles the remaining candidates, while the evil Theresa May sets her sights on destroying the Labour Manifesto in her next parliamentary speech once and for all.
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[With Twitter] you're celebrating the medium, not the content. If Eric Morcambe phoned random people saying "I bought a sandwich", I'd dismiss him as a self-obsessed freak. It's evil. You're talking to strangers who don't know you, but you in your mental head think they're following you.
- Lee Mack, So Wrong It's Wright
The whole Shrek idea, that looks aren't important it's who you are that counts, is of course crap. Looks are so important. Don't forget that it was made in Hollywood.
- John Cleese
I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap.
- Sting
We had a news piece about eating squirrels. Complete rubbish. But people believed it, because it was on the news.
- Krishnan Guru-Murthy, 8 Out of 10 Cats
- Lee Mack, So Wrong It's Wright
The whole Shrek idea, that looks aren't important it's who you are that counts, is of course crap. Looks are so important. Don't forget that it was made in Hollywood.
- John Cleese
I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap.
- Sting
We had a news piece about eating squirrels. Complete rubbish. But people believed it, because it was on the news.
- Krishnan Guru-Murthy, 8 Out of 10 Cats
The Bit Where I Flatter Myself by Thinking You Care Who I Am
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